If you're so confident, why don't you go to a Regionals, win prizes, and then not have to have anyone pay you?
Honestly, if you want to play this deck, I don't care. It obviously isn't any Wailord top secret type deck, so that immediately brings this deck down a notch or two since whoever thought this up thought that it wasn't good enough to keep secret.
@Butt3rBob even says that the whole point of the deck is to annoy, and there aren't any options to mill (yet), so why even bother trying to make the deck work at this point?
Competitive? Probably not